AFA's Mention in MAD Magazine

MAD Magazine, September 1997
If Clinton and Yelstin Held Their Summits In A Private Online Chat Room

PrezBubba: (((((Boris)))))
DRUNKBORIS: (((((Bill)))))
PrezBubba: What's up?
DRUNKBORIS: nmh
DRUNKBORIS: How's the knee?
PrezBubba: They may have to amputate
PrezBubba: <---just kidding
DRUNKBORIS: lol
PrezBubba: BTW, are you going to join NATO or not?
DRUNKBORIS: no
PrezBubba: :(
PrezBubba: age/sex check
DRUNKBORIS: 66/m
PrezBubba: 51/m
PrezBubba: Come on...join NATO
DRUNKBORIS: I WILL NOT JOIN NATO!!!
PrezBubba: k
PrezBubba: No need to yell
PrezBubba: What about arms reduction?
PrezBubba: well
PrezBubba: ?
PrezBubba: you there?
DRUNKBORIS: <---sorry
DRUNKBORIS: I got an IM from some borscht belt babe
PrezBubba: kewl
PrezBubba: was she looking for some cyber?
DRUNKBORIS: No...just complaining about the rampant unemployment! Asking ME to do something about it!
DRUNKBORIS: <g>
PrezBubba: LMAO
PrezBubba: So are you gonna lose the jukes?
DRUNKBORIS: jukes?
PrezBubba: oops...
PrezBubba: nukes
DRUNKBORIS: yeah, sure...why not. :)
PrezBubba: wtg, Boris!
DRUNKBORIS: (((((Bill)))))
PrezBubba: <---feels very diplomatic right now
DRUNKBORIS: o.k. are we done cuz i wanna go to The Best Lil Chathouse now
PrezBubba: guess so...I'm going to AskFemaleAnything
DRUNKBORIS: you're sick!
PrezBubba: ;)
DRUNKBORIS: anyway, cya
PrezBubba: peace, out

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