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We at AskFemaleAnything love answering questions. However, we get a small number of questions every 5 minutes or so. Some of us don't mind this, but if you ask any of these questions don't be surprised if someone simply copies the link to this page into the room. Some AFAers will not answer any of these questions. It's not that they aren't good questions, simply that EVERYONE asks them.
There are MANY more frequently asked questions in AFA but I've tried to include FAQs which some members find annoying to have to answer all the time. Some of the other FAQs provide our regulars with an opportunity to be creative or erotic and they may even enjoy answering them again and again (the Q I'm thinking of here is "What is your favorite position?").
To learn our other rules and learn how not to get your hard drive fried see The Rules of Ask Female Anything.
***Please note that some of the questions have been toned down so I don't get in trouble with the good people of Tripod or any of our other sponsors***
Can I really ask females anything?
Do any ladies have pics?
Do you want to cyber?
Do you spit or swallow?
Do you like anal?
Do you like giving/getting oral?
Thongs, bikinis, g-strings, other?
Shaved, trimmed, or au natural?
What is your bra size?
If your breasts were a fruit, what would they be?
Does size matter?
Do you masturbate?
Where is the G-spot?
Can I really ask females anything?
Duuuuuhhhhh.
Well honestly, why do you think we named the room AFA? I will admit there are some questions we won't answer (for instance, anything on this list). For a list of other questions we won't answer see The Rules of Ask Female Anything.
Cowboyup71: Yes but you aint gettin it!
Delish9479: Yes......but only for people I know
DonnaNY2: No pic availible
IrishHoot: I have pics. What do you want...male, female, black, caucasian, fat, skinny? I have loads of pics. I don't send self pics to people I don't know.
ItzJustMeSandy: Only pic'n I do is my nose.
Kermie2727: Only guitar picks
Kisses n lace: Many...but are they of me?
LiIWahine: Yup...i've got pics...wanna see a pic of my dog, my pet ant and a pic of my beads?
LilRedMee3: Sure I have lots of pics...including a couple of really cute ones of my dog... Oh wait...you mean SELF pics???? lol
Lizarea: Do you really want to see me or some playboy model?
MerALove23: Yes....
MmmLolli: I don't know about any but uh huh I sure do and some of me too LOL but don't ask me unless you know me very well
MTShann0n: Yes, I have one but you can't have it........yet
Oohbaby333: I have one for those I know - but I dislike it.
OohCutie98: Well, it just so happens I have a toothpick here but are you sure you really want it??
RAINNLUV: Yes
RzbryPrncs: Yes, but why would I send it to you, juz so you can jack off to it? =)
Shelliewow: Not yet but want to get a scanner soon
SlZZLlNH0T: Of course I have pictures. But don't even ask unless you get to know me. If you can't do that, then you don't need to know what I look like.
SOAKEDAGN: Don't know you well enough but can send you one of my dog, he's cute!!!
TnRose12: Yes, i have a pic, and i dont share it.
Traci41952: I have a great one of a mountain sunset on my wall, but you can't have that either.
YUMMMY1: {S picbgrs} ack HATE them!!!!
No, the cyber room is down the hall --------->
Cowboyup71: NOPE! i have a better way of usin BOTH my hands at one time!
Delish9479: NAH
DonnaNY2: Yes, just not w/ U
IrishHoot: I'm a retired cyber hoe. I haven't cybered since I discovered phone!
^5 Irish
ItzJustMeSandy: Some of us actually get laid for REAL.
Kermie2727: Cyber is like sooooooooooooo yesterday...
Kisses n lace: Nope...no cyber, no phone, no fun..LOL
Kyssandre: I am a Cyber virgin... and proud of it
LiIWahine: You bet i do
LilRedMee3: Sorry...I have an aversion to sticky keyboards.
Lizarea: Retired that crown long ago!
MerALove23: NO!!!!
MmmLolli: Cyber? whats that LOL ..nope never did and never will I like the real thing!
MTShann0n: <<~~cyber virgin I prefer the real thing
Oohbaby333: No, let me restate that --NO
OohCutie98: Gee, funny you should ask that. Uhhhh...........NO!
RAINNLUV: No
Shelliewow: Not into cybering - really prefer the real thing!
SNS22: Those who come in here asking for Cyber will be subject to relentless and horrendous persecution from SNS
SlZZLlNH0T: I can't imagine anything more exciting than me typing "I love kissing your soft, yet firm lips, our tongues dancing the dance of lovers"...while on the screen his type flashes..."as my tongue slides up your thighs to" ..... Well get the picture?? we are not on the same page.. !!! Cyber...PASS.. makes me laugh too hard.
SOAKEDAGN: Why cyber when I have the real thing & can tease you
TnRose12: No..cyber bores me...i'd much rather "do it" in real time..lol.
Traci41952: If I was that desperate I'd be in a cyber room.
YUMMMY1: Find me when I master my typing skills
Cowboyup71: UMmmmmm YUM YUM
Delish9479: I spit watermelon seeds......don't swallow them :)
DonnaNY2: If I didn't swallow, I would choke or drool.
IBADROSE: Why waste a good thing by spitting?
IrishHoot: I swallow. It's how I steal his soul. :o)
ItzJustMeSandy: Swallow, gargle, drool, whistle Dixie.
Kermie2727: I slurp
Kisses n lace: Why waste it? taste it!
Kyssandre: My mother always told me that Ladies should never spit... and I'm a Lady
LiIWahine: Yup....i always swallow after i chew my food
LilRedMee3: The only time I spit is when I brush my teeth. <g>
Lizarea: Momma always said it wasn't lady like to spit (not sure that's what she meant, but that's the way I took it<efg>
MerALove23: Swallow
MmmLolli: What am I spitting or swallowing? ooh that yeah.. i love to make my man feel good so swallow unless he wants to shoot it all over me <eg> besides I hate to make a mess! lol
MTShann0n: Sure I'll swallow, if you don't mind puke on your lap
My64ur9: I gargle, then drool.
Oohbaby333: Good to the last drop!!! Guess that answers that!!! :)
RAINNLUV: Swallow
RzbryPrncs: Spit or swallow what?
Shelliewow: Hmmmmm neither - on the breasts is nice
SlZZLlNH0T: Swallowing is a reflex..always...drooling would be sooo messy.
SOAKEDAGN: Rather use it as skin cream, helps circles & wrinkles, which I dont have so there!!
TnRose12: No i dont spit, nor do i swallow...i dont need protien that bad......yuck.
Traci41952: I always swallow, it really stains the sheets otherwise
YUMMMY1: :::coughing up a loogy:::::: The next person that asks that question is getting snowballed...lol
Oh dear gawd
Cowboyup71: Sorry this hole is exit only... unless of course i am totally drunk and dont realize the PAIN!
Delish9479: Yes...
DonnaNY2: Not on a regular basis
IBADROSE: If done nice and slow it can be fun
IrishHoot: If it's done right, yes.
ItzJustMeSandy: Depends on what I had for dinner that day.
Kermie2727: Only with a hummingbird
Kisses n lace: Ummmm...yes <perk>
Kyssandre: Would you like it someone stuck a tube steak up your ass???
LiIWahine: I'll tell you what..i'll let you know the answer to that once you bend over and let me take you there with my strap-on.
LilRedMee3: You go first buddy... If YOU like it, then I MIGHT consider giving it a try. lol
Lizarea: If it's done right it can be quite stimulating, what can I say? I'm not a homophobic...if it feels good DO IT!!!
MerALove23: NO!!!!
MmmLolli: OUCH! are we talking fingers or umm you know? lol
MTShann0n: Only my hubby knows that answer
My64ur9: Obviously you failed to notice the "EXIT ONLY" tattoo on my ass when you came in the room.
Oohbaby333: Hell no, but I have a corn cob for some guy to use - they can try it and let us all know how it feels! LOL
OohCutie98: Let me stick a big fat cucumber up your a**, and then you tell me if you would YOU enjoy it!
RAINNLUV: No
RzbryPrncs: Why dew you care? Yer never gittin close enuff to this thang to even think about enterin =)
Shelliewow: NO, NO, NO, NO - "exit only" - get how I feel on that? lmao
SlZZLlNH0T: I think anal play can be erotic, stimulating, and contribute to intense, body shuddering orgasms, but if you are thick, don't think of entering me.
SOAKEDAGN: Yeah but you'll never know how much!!
TnRose12: Yeowch...anal hurts...try it yourself and then tell me how you like it.
Traci41952: Not with you, but it is great
YUMMMY1: :::swinging my strapon::::: who's next...lol
Do you like giving/getting oral?
Cowboyup71: <~loves to give!
Delish9479: I don't care for that old saying "tis better to give then recieve"..HA....
DonnaNY2: I love oral mmmmm tongues sucking licking...it's all good
IBADROSE: Giving and receiving at the same time, what a pleasure it is
IrishHoot: I prefer to give.....the soul thing again.
ItzJustMeSandy: No brainer.....GETTING!
Kermie2727: Tis better to give, than receive...oh be REAL!
Kisses n lace: Both
Kyssandre: Why?? you gonna give me some???
LiIWahine: Yuppers... :o)
LilRedMee3: All I can do is go "Mmmmmmm...".
Lizarea: For a woman giving oral = receiving so we win either way <slurp>
MerALove23: Both...
MmmLolli: Mmmm both but I am more of a giver then reciever Mmmm lol {S 69~}
MTShann0n: I am greedy...just give it to me and I'll owe you one
My64ur9: It is better to give than to receive, but to hell with what is best. Give me. Give me...LOL
Oohbaby333: Oh god yesssssss
OohCutie98: Oh gawd no, that's just the most horrible feeling in the world. Duh!!
RAINNLUV: Both
RzbryPrncs: With a man or a woman? WHATTTTTTT??? He wazn't specific?!?!?!
Shelliewow: Giving - looking up into his eyes, smiling; getting - oh yes, very much so!!!!
SlZZLlNH0T: There is nothing I love more than feeling a man's hard, throbbing member in my mouth, as my lips slide back and forth over it, my tongue caressing, my fingers...uh..oops..forgot...i'm not suppose to cyber ..am I ??
SOAKEDAGN: Giving love it & is good for exercising jaws & keeps lips luscious. Getting oral? No words to describe how I feel about this
TnRose12: Mmmmmm, i enjoy the sensation of all that wonderful, silky, strength in my mouth.
Traci41952: Getting is great, but giving is even better.
YUMMMY1: Giving,,, ugh YES... Getting,,, will be save for the "ONE" and only man that I will devote my life to.
Thongs, bikinis, g-strings, other?
At last, the long awaited underwear question.
Cowboyup71: WAIT !!!! where is the option of goin without????????
Delish9479: Bikinis
DonnaNY2: None or bikini
ItzJustMeSandy: Wait, I don't see granny bloomers on that list......
Kisses n lace: No butt floss here.. & my bikini days are over...hey! wait! I never had them to begin with
LiIWahine: This week it's gramma undies
LilRedMee3: What? No category for Granny panties? lol
MerALove23: No panties
Oohbaby333: Since I like to say I'm 87 I guess bloomers, but I have thongs, bikinis - in all colors and they're all clean!!
RAINNLUV: All 3 depends on the mood n situation
Shelliewow: Thongs - ewwwww, butt floss!, yes wear high cut bikinis, g-strings for those "special occasions"
SOAKEDAGN: No dental floss up my behind thank u
TnRose12: I havent worn panties in 10 yrs.
YUMMMY1: I wear the ones that always seem to ride my heiny... either way, they all turn into g-strings or thongs.
Shaved, trimmed, or au natural?
Cowboyup71: Totally bald!
ItzJustMeSandy: The lawn is mowed.
Kisses n lace: Trimmed, with an occasional shave as foreplay...mmmmmm that warm water
LiIWahine: Braided with flourescent rasta beads at the ends
LilRedMee3: What? No braided???? <sigh>
MerALove23: Trimmed
Oohbaby333: Trimmed
Shelliewow: Trimmed neatly for bikini and anything else that "comes up"
SOAKEDAGN: Mostly shaven always trimmed neat & clean
Cowboyup71: 36C
DonnaNY2: 38C
IBADROSE: Let me just say more then a hand full is not a waste
IrishHoot: Medium/Long
ItzJustMeSandy: 38 long
Kermie2727: What is your dick size?
Kisses n lace: Too big, lets leave it at that
Kyssandre: The only One who needs to know already does.
LiIWahine: The size that fits cranberries
LilRedMee3: Let me go ask the hubby. I seem to have forgotten lately. :X lol
Lizarea: Did I ask for your shoe size?
MerALove23: 36/D
MmmLolli: Who's asking are you going to buy me one? 36D so make it a pretty one ..Victoria Secrets even {S thanku}
MTShann0n: Let's just say my kids helped me out in that department
My64ur9: Does training bra count?
Oohbaby333: 36C
RAINNLUV: All 3 depends on the mood n situation
RzbryPrncs: Take yer IQ, add yer penis size...what'z that? You only have 5 so far? well, okay then juz add my age =) and put the second letter of the alphabet after it (thinkin they will never be able to figger it out with an IQ of 4 1/2)
Shelliewow: 36b
SlZZLlNH0T: I wear a 38DD. Nice, you say..well, I'm 44 and gravity has set in, so there is some sag, but, no one has been complaining !
SOAKEDAGN: Victorias Secret 36 C mostly black lace
TnRose12: Well lets just say i cant buy them in a public store..mine have to be special tailored to me.
Traci41952: If I ever need to buy one I'll let you know.
YUMMMY1: :::mumblin:::: Does it really matter?? 34A
If your breasts were a fruit, what would they be?
Believe it or not people ask us this.
Cowboyup71: <<shruggin>>> i have no clue!
Delish9479: Cantaloupe
DonnaNY2: Grapefruit... I guess
ItzJustMeSandy: Juicyfruit....no, wait....that's gum...
Kisses n lace: Cantalope...lmao
LiIWahine: Duhhhhhhhhhh......cranberries
LilRedMee3: Oh...one that likes to be nibbled on...that's about all I'll say. lol
MerALove23: Larger Oranges/Not quite big enough for a cantalope
Oohbaby333: I guess a mango
RAINNLUV: Grapefruits
Shelliewow: Hmmmm, something round and firm - not too big but not too small - an orange?
SOAKEDAGN: 2 ripe firm oval cantaloupes
TnRose12: My breast would be mangos....lushes, full, and very tasty.
Traci41952:If that's the best question you can think of, you're in the wrong room.
YUMMMY1: The small yummy kind..maybe baby peaches...lol
Cowboyup71: If you know how to move it .. NO! if not ... then yes! :)
Delish9479: No, BIGGER is not always Better
DonnaNY2: Only to most men
IrishHoot: Only to guys. It's the guy on the end of it that matters.
ItzJustMeSandy: Does if you're hung like a toddler.
Kisses n lace: Not a bit
LiIWahine: Yes it does matter
LilRedMee3: Only the size of the wallet...oops...I mean heart. lol
MerALove23: Nope it's all in how u use it
MmmLolli: Depends on what your talking about... But if your talking about his <clearing throat> what matters is how he uses it :o)
MTShann0n: Anything over 4 and under 8 is perfect for me. If yours is bigger and you don't tell me ahead of time, I am outta there.
Oohbaby333: Only if the guy has less than 4" erect and then well <giggle> .....
OohCutie98: Nope, it's all how you work it..........unless you're really, really tiny; then no amount of working it will ever help you!
RAINNLUV: No but the motion of the ocean does
RzbryPrncs: If you have to ask this Q, you have a {S shortdik} AND suck in bed...if you have a small PP (small equalz bigger than 3 smaller than 6...anything under three is worthless) and you cannot perform with it, then juz becum a hermit and don't waste our time =)
Shelliewow: Well if I need a magnifying glass - sure - but no - it is the technique! and his whispers and tongue and kisses and hands and...brb turning a/c on! lol
SlZZLlNH0T: Size does not really matter..(unless we are talking anal)..What matters to me is how a man makes me feel, what he does and how he does it. What is size..large or small, if the man is clueless as to how to please a woman.
SOAKEDAGN: Only to men but if it's over 8 1/2" go away!!!!
TnRose12: Of course size matters..if you are over 8 inches...go away
Traci41952: Guys who ask this must be real "tiny" But if they know how to use what they have it doesn't and seeing most guys don't..... make mine Large and Long LOL
YUMMMY1: Only when I am pouring a Slurpeee at 7-11.
Cowboyup71: Well {S duhh} of course!!!!
Delish9479: Oh of course
DonnaNY2: Yes, nothing wrong w/ self graticfication
IrishHoot: Everytime the phone rings....it's like Pavlov's Bell.
ItzJustMeSandy: Ahhhh, if the Princess could talk...unless buzzzzzing counts as meaningful conversation..
Kermie2727: No hair on these palms, but that is because I have a razor!
Kisses n lace: Only with him
Kyssandre: If I said no, I would be lying.
LiIWahine: Duhhhhhhh!!! of course i do
LilRedMee3: My walrus is supposed to arrive in the mail any day now. lol
MerALove23: Yes...
MmmLolli: {S duh!}
MTShann0n: In front of hubby and it didn't last long before he tackled me
Oohbaby333: Of course - it's a fact of life!
OohCutie98: I'll answer that just AHHHHH as soon as Yessss I'm Mmmmmm done OHHHHH here. <eg>
RAINNLUV: Yes
RzbryPrncs: Ummmmmmmmmmmm if ANYONE tellz you they don't, they LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =) It is a beautiful sexperience that everyone should be open about!!
Shelliewow: Umm can't answer - typing with one hand right now! lol
SlZZLlNH0T: On a daily basis. It releives tension, it feels good, it helps me to know my body and what it really needs and what it really needs now is SEX !!!
SOAKEDAGN: Turns my hubby on when hes preoccupied in front of TV or when hes not around
TnRose12: I dont masturbate as a rule because i dont need to..but if i did...i would.
Traci41952: Only when needed and at times I need it alot.
YUMMMY1: NOOOOOOO hehe I diddle :o)
The G-spot is about 2 inches in on the upper wall (towards her front). Press in deeply with two fingers, stimulate by making a "c'mere" motion.
Delish9479: I'm not too good at explaining the directions....but I'd be happy to draw you a map! :)
DonnaNY2: I'll send you a map
IrishHoot: What Traci said.
ItzJustMeSandy: It's in your ear..sheeesh, I thought everyone knew that!!
Kermie2727: Is that near a G-string?
Kisses n lace: Dont ask me....shes hiding, but when she wakes up, Im gonna nail her
Kyssandre: Between the 'F' and the 'H' spot...Duh
LiIWahine: Between F and H
LilRedMee3: Between the F and H spots. lol
MerALove23: Different on everywoman, Mine is in the right top corner :-)
MmmLolli: C'mere sounds like I need to teach ya ! lol ps try try again <eg> till ya find it Mmmm giggle
MTShann0n: I can only find it when I am on top and boy am I on top ALOT!!!
Oohbaby333: Well we all know it's not down at the 7-11 - and I know where mine is - ya wanna find it???? Mmmmmmm
RAINNLUV: Where it is
RzbryPrncs: <~~~~~~~~Right here...hehehe that'z my name, don't wear it out =))))
Shelliewow: Ok, move right up in there, yes - now wiggle your finger! oh yes, rub that little thingy, oh yes, oh geeeeeeeee!!!!! mmmmmmm
SlZZLlNH0T: Slip your finger into my warm wetness, curving up as you slide back, and yes..thats it..ok tap it..ohh yeah..mmmm yes..I think you may have found it.
SOAKEDAGN: For me to know & you to find out which you will never
TnRose12: Hummm, well..come find it for yourself...lol
Traci41952: If we told you guys that it would take all the fun out of you looking for it.
lol. ^5 Traci
YUMMMY1: Somewhere in there where my fingers can't seem to find. Where's my man when I heed a helping hand????
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